Professional Bogan Required to Host Bingo Events

Professional Bogan Required to Host Bingo Events

IF you have ever dreamed of being paid to play air guitar to Thunderstruck in your favourite flanno, then this job might be for you.

The Gelo Company is advertising for a professional bogan to be “fully sick” while hosting Bogan Bingo events.

The job ad specifies applicants be able to “count to 90”, “know the logistics of air guitar maintenance” and “understand the risks of running in thongs”.

Essential requirements include “an unbridled love of Ozzie culture”, “provide your own flanno”, “rockstar attitude”, “effective communication and interpersonal skills”, “available to work weekends like a legend” and have a driver’s license.

The ad also says a love of Emu Export and an INXS tattoo are desirable.

According to the ad, the benefits of being a professional bogan include becoming “more fully sick”, “travel the state being fully sick”, “be paid to rock out” and “be a shining beacon of bogan glory”.

The applicant must have had at least 5 years prior bogan experience or equivalent demonstrated.

Auditions for the bogan position are on Thursday April 28 at Rosie O’Gradys, Northbridge from 6pm.

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