As far as sharks are concerned, whoever has the biggest mouth, wins. What’s mine is mine. What’s yours is mine too, and try to be as sneaky as possible.
How did I become such an expert on sharks you may ask?
Well it’s because I’m a Cockburn ratepayer and we have been surrounded by these blighters for years.
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