WE know it’s a long way from Perth to New York, so maybe our tastes aren’t exactly haute couture.
Regardless, here’s the worst looks from New York Fashion Week 2018, that made us go oh-em-gee.
1. Collina Strada – Runway
Someone left the kitchen wearing their dishwashing gloves.
2. Helmut Lang – Runway
It’s like Fifty Shades of Grey went to business school.
3. Colovos – Runway
Sick of your phone cutting out and having no internet connection? Colovos will boost your wifi signal.
4. Helmut Lang – Runway (again)
When you were not only attacked by Zorro, but he took your pants too.
5. Fenty – Runway
This look channels the best of the Pilbara and we’ve called it FIFO gone rogue: from high-vis to high-fashion. They even added the servo sunglasses.
6. Anna Sui – Runway
Boho or bo-no?
7. Christian Siriano – Fashion Show
Not many people know this, but five models a year die after being swallowed by their clothes.
8. Alexander Wang – Runway
Kendall Jenner got lost while doing a walk-of-shame and found herself on the runway.
9. Monse – Runway
The Monse stars and stripes themed runway obviously channeled the current state of politics in the US – shredded, falling apart and tacky.
10. Desigual – Runway
Meet Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber.