Mandurah: You’ll be dying to own this coffin coffee table and genuine 1977 hearse

WHILE Halloween might be dead and over, the owner of this coffin coffee table for sale down Mandurah way is keen to urn your business.

Then, if you make a grave mistake and can’t get the coffin home, there’s also a genuine hearse available for sale nearby.

Far be it for us to bury the lede – the homemade coffin coffee table advertised on November 3 on Facebook marketplace is going for a $400.

The coffin opens and closes, and could fit a small human inside (it is 1.4m in length).

“What can I say about this except the fact it needs to go,” seller Levi Mark Flight wrote.

The 1977 Ford hearse is available on Gumtree from a different seller.

Of corpse current owner Daniel described it as a “rare beast”.

For anyone prepared to be coffin’ up the cash – it’s available for $12,500.

It’s not a dead end purchase either – the car is running “sweet”.

“Minimal rust, one side door wheel arch in particular. The whole car is extremely straight. Would make a great business promo vehicle or restore her to her former glory.”