WHILE Halloween might be dead and over, the owner of this coffin coffee table for sale down Mandurah way is keen to urn your business.
Then, if you make a grave mistake and can’t get the coffin home, there’s also a genuine hearse available for sale nearby.
Far be it for us to bury the lede – the homemade coffin coffee table advertised on November 3 on Facebook marketplace is going for a $400.
The coffin opens and closes, and could fit a small human inside (it is 1.4m in length).
“What can I say about this except the fact it needs to go,” seller Levi Mark Flight wrote.
The 1977 Ford hearse is available on Gumtree from a different seller.
Of corpse current owner Daniel described it as a “rare beast”.
For anyone prepared to be coffin’ up the cash – it’s available for $12,500.
It’s not a dead end purchase either – the car is running “sweet”.
“Minimal rust, one side door wheel arch in particular. The whole car is extremely straight. Would make a great business promo vehicle or restore her to her former glory.”