Yet all these, plus carved fruit and rapping baristas, greeted patrons at a McDonald's restaurant in Butler last week.
Shanti Sivaraj, who is licensee of the restaurant on Butler Boulevard and five others in the northern suburbs, said the black-tie event on July 6 aimed to reinvent McDonald's as a fine dining experience.
Mr Sivaraj hosted about 50 people for a five-course degustation meal to promote the "create your taste" burger and table service experience.
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"Western Australians take their burgers very seriously, so we knew it was time to start letting people create the flavour combinations that suit them."