However, I don’t want to be eating a bunch of crackling covered in images of skulls, women’s bare bottoms and such like, thank you very much.
Please refrain from having tattoos in general, and particularly ones on your tasty parts that your predator may find distasteful.
People are so thoughtless and inconsiderate these days.
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