Gave me a giggle

The page 5 story,Water, anxiety levels rise, about a Quinns Rock cafe owner’s concern about erosion wiping out 10 to 15 metres of beach; and the page 12 advertisement for Perceptions headed ‘Your chance to live 100m from the beach is disappearing fast’, made all the funnier by the fact that the header is in two lines and the second line reads clearly ‘the beach is disappearing fast’.